pvriah:

thesweetestcunt:

This is what I want.

THEYRE WEARING MATCHING PANTS

mainheaux:

I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(Source: neopiacentral)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(Source: dailychrisevans)

oliviatheelf:

Lady of the Golden Wood by ReineHaru (DeviantArt) 
Posted by: Maleficent’s☾Daughter
P
lease don’t delete the text/sources from this photo!

ytoob:

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

(Source: mnagos)

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

besitos-for-a-day:

sailor-by-starlight:

crumbling-bodies:

:(

all versions of this song give me so many chills

fucking love this song so much

besitos-for-a-day:

sailor-by-starlight:

crumbling-bodies:

:(

all versions of this song give me so many chills

fucking love this song so much

(Source: saraannewalters)